Attitude Status in English

Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them.

Trust me, I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me years of dealing with stupid people to master the art of it.

Attitude and sarcasm as so much more affordable than bail money and therapy.

An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Your attitude can make all the difference in how your day will begin and end.

My attitude is a result of your actions Change your actions and I will change my attitude.

You’re pretty, adorable & beautiful, until your Photoshop 30 days trial expires.

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Keep moving Nothing new to read.

I smile Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy them.

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best. if you can’t accept my past, then you won’t see yourself in my future.

I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.